Only problem is… He’s a balding yellow man with a uni brow and an orange nose. Also, he has just three fingers and a thumb on each hand. Yes, that’s right, the muppet nobody loved has found a place in Mackenzie’s heart. I bring you… “Buh” : After some reflection, I did come up with a few things that endear […]
Month: June 2009
How to clean a knife properly
Or, “Why one should always refuse a dinner invitation from the Beans” Step 1: Use dinner knife for spreading almond butter on homemade bread. Step 2: While Mackenzie is watching, lick almond butter off knife. Step 2a: Subconsciously make a sound of contentment while doing so. Step 3: Place knife in dishwasher. Step 3a: Run dishwasher. Step 4: Encourage Mackenzie […]