Mackenzie thoroughly enjoyed the show tonight, and I enjoyed fielding her questions nearly as much: Do fireworks have arms? Do they just sit up there in the air once they get there? Oh! I didn’t know fireworks could fly! What do fireworks do? (My response: Their only goal is to look pretty.) Do they ever change their goal? And my […]
Two Things I Love About Scott
Number 1: He continues to hit on me, after nearly 7 years of marriage. Number 2: He is quick as a whip, particularly when well-rested. Therefore, as a direct consequence of starting his 2nd year of residency, he now cracks me up on a daily basis. Yesterday, during a lively discussion I asked him the rhetorical question, “Who do you […]
When the Golden Rule does NOT apply
Me: “Mackenzie, please take your foot off Caitlyn’s head.” Mackenzie: “Why?” Me: “Say, ‘Ok Mama’ and obey.” Mackenzie, in one breath as she reluctantly removes her foot from its rest on Caitlyn’s forehead: “Ok Mama, WHY?” Me: “You wouldn’t like someone else to put their foot on your head, so you shouldn’t do that to your sister.” Mackenzie, puzzled: “Why […]